‘Hot-Conversions’ of Convenience !!







Forgive me for sharing a most ‘shared’ joke :

A man happened to drop or lose a coin in a dirty drain. He was scared of putting his hand in the dirty drain. So, he just stood there and started chanting :

“O Jesus, help me, help me, find my coin” !!

After some time, one of his friends, came and asked him :

“have you gone mad ? You are a hindu, why are you praying and requesting the wrong deity and God ?

And the first man replied :

” It is a dirty drain and it is a trivial matter of five rupee coin only. Why put my Ishwar in such dirty business ?”



In India, we often talk of unity in diversity and our deities and Gods are also used to such TD’s ( temporary duties ), over-time /  multi tasking, emergency duties and inter-religion / inter-departmental and inter cultural postings & assignments.

Just to give you another example, many married Indian-male ( Hindu) film stars and celebs are like a pressure cooker with a weak and loose safety valve. Obviously, it is a part of their professional duties to fall in ‘true’ love with any female colleague at any time, irrespective of their ( male stars’ ) age. Nature’s call you know.

Strangely, such moments of heat also bring in them a change of Faith. Converting to Islam, deserting / demoting their faithful obstructing wife and having a go at another unsuspecting woman and making her their additional wife, is a matter of routine for them and… very effective too !!

What baffles me sometimes is, why Hindu and Muslim leaders / scholars, don’t object ?

But then we live in very uncertain times.

Today a fellow ‘lover-boy’ needs a safe passage / fire cover, tomorrow ‘they’ might also need one  !!



Love conquers All and comes to All  !!


And…. lets not forget that religion is there…. to help the….. ‘mankind’…more manly the Men are….. more kind ( and helpful ) the religion gets…..  !!


Moreover, unity is strength. Man is a social animal and animals hunt better in a herd – when they stay together. And as long as ‘men’ stick together, both women and God,  can be hunted and exploited  !!



What do you say ?



Waiting for your views, feed backs, perspectives …..!!


And eagerly waiting for the Day when… some wives shall have…. two….. parallel / fully functional husbands in full working condition.

May God bring that Day ( A Real Judgement Day for some and Doomsday for some ) soon !!



Yours truly,

‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!



( All images – thanks to Google ).


Posted by on February 1, 2017 in Humor


Resourceful vs. ‘Resource-fool’ !!



Master of resources, His full Pampering enjoyed,

Still Facilities, securities have made us paranoid !!

Species He Created trillions and….trillions,

Gold, Dollars we have millions and billions !!

Other species, live homelessly  worryless ly, 

Gold, dollars, give insomnia to yours truly ? !!

Creatures enjoy sunk mid-sea, we sink ‘on shore grounded’, 

What “Bakra”*, hospitals make us sick, worried & wounded !! 

Homes make homeless, securities make us more…insecure,

Luxuries and riches, make restless, are we a specie obscure ? !!


My children, children’s and their children’s…safe future,

Luxuries,  Cards, insurance policies, make me insecure !!

What to do, where to go, me cursed, misled or confused ?

Resourceful or ‘resource-fool’,  we’r blessed or damned ? !!


Master of resources, His full Pampering enjoyed,

Still Facilities, securities have made us paranoid !!



*( “Bakra” translated means – “butt”, “target” of a joke ).

Yours truly,

‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!


( All images – thanks to Google ).


Posted by on January 1, 2017 in Humor


‘Uneducated’ vs. ‘Educated’ Fanatics !!

We suffer not because there are poor and ignorant,

‘ignorant’ have nothing to  delete, declare or…rant !!

They are easy to handle, harmless…really blissful,

learned ones are the threat have their memory full !!
















“My religion and… only…. my religion… can save the world”  !!



I don’t know whether you have observed it or not but I certainly have very strongly felt that generally people ( barring a very few noble exceptions ) are very possessive about and rarely miss any opportunity to “sell”, their religion (s). And still more surprising, the handful of people that there are who are not very possessive and sensitive about their religions are often branded as atheists.

Then I am afraid, we have to divide people in only two groups :


Uneducated and ignorant fanatics


Educated and learned fanatics.



The uneducated are unaware so can not be blamed.



But what about the educated ones ?




What do you say ?




Waiting for your feedback, perspectives, opinions, views……





Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!


( All images – thanks to Google).


Posted by on December 2, 2016 in Humor


You collect and we… Pay !!





War always makes great statesmen out of politicians  in rags, 

If they can measure land, count dollars and forget body bags !!



Politicians, statesmen are lucky, pampered super stars,

They desire, demand, enjoy power and may order wars !! 

Unsuspecting Public, get bills, pay, suffer and get killed, 

Both Public and Leaders have their tasks well… defined !!




War always makes great statesmen out of politicians  in rags, 

If they can measure land, count dollars and forget body bags !!





A part of History ( A real life story / incident ) :


She was a 16 years old “Sikh-Hindu” girl. Her name was Harbans Kaur, all her family members were killed during the Partition of India and Pakistan ( 1947 ). She ‘found’ herself married to a Muslim when her motherland overnight changed name and became “Pakistan” from “India”.

She gave birth to two sons – Kudratulla and Karamatulla.  

One day, when her elder son ( 2 years old ) was playing and she was feeding the younger one ( 9 months old ) the Police came knocking. She was told she had to accompany the police to the police station for filling and signing a document – just a formality.

She pacified the elder son and removed the younger one from her breast and reassured both that she would be back within a few minutes.

She did not…….could not……. return…. !! 

The Police picked her up and immediately sent her to her new motherland where she “rightfully & legally” belonged, her sons might have… cried and… longed but then, Public are the “subjects” and are at times “subjected to” a little inconvenience which is always “regretted deeply” by the Leaders  !!

By the time she ‘managed’ to come back… “home” to her sons…her 9 months old son was…already an old man of 60 years plus… and the elder son was….an old man of 62 years plus.  



( Image thanks to google )





Yours truly,

‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!



Posted by on November 1, 2016 in Humor


I am born and I die !!








I take birth and I die.

‘To take birth’ and…. ‘to die’…. are two ‘activities’.

If I “take”  birth then I do an ‘activity’ which is called “taking” birth.


Can a ‘dead’ do an activity ?

And when I die, my body dies. The… “I”… continues.



Hence birth takes place but…. it is not the Beginning.

Death takes place but….. it is not the End  !!



Life is a Party. Your previous Life’s Karma is the ‘Gift’ you bring to the Party. This Gift …only…decides and qualifies… the treatment given to you…. “in the Party” !!



This life’s Karma is…. the ‘Return- Gift’  !!




Partying …..continues…..!!


Inviting …..continues…..!!


Gate-crashing continues  !!



What do you say ?




Waiting for your feedback, opinion, perspective……!!




Yours truly,

‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!


( All Images thanks to Google )


Posted by on October 18, 2016 in Humor


The ‘Royal Slut’ ( 2 ) !!

( in continuation of my post dated 18 June 2016 – “The Royal Slut” ).


Thinking about the ‘Royal Slut’, one day I half-heartedly, ‘google searched’ the risk factor involved in using our much pampered and of corse much needed, ‘Royal Princess’ – the medical “Science” and…. saying that the result of the ‘search’ was “shocking and staggering” …would be an understatement. Please read it for yourself ( or ‘google search’ it yourself because here I am reproducing only a part of the ‘original report’ ) :

“How Many Die From Medical Mistakes in U.S. Hospitals?


In 2010, the Office of Inspector General for Health and Human Services said that bad hospital care contributed to the deaths of 180,000 patients in Medicare alone in a given year.

Now comes a study in the current issue of the Journal of Patient Safety that says the numbers may be much higher — between210,000 and 440,000 patients each year who go to the hospital for care suffer some type of preventable harm that contributes to their death, the study says.

That would make medical errors the third-leading cause of death in America, behind heart disease, which is the first, and cancer, which is second.

The new estimates were developed by John T. James, atoxicologist at NASA’s space center in Houston who runs an advocacy organization called Patient Safety America. James has also written a book about the death of his 19-year-old son after what James maintains was negligent hospital care.

Asked about the higher estimates, a spokesman for the American Hospital Association said the group has more confidence in the IOM’s estimate of 98,000 deaths. ProPublica asked three prominent patient safety researchers to review James’ study, however, and all said his methods and findings were credible.

What’s the right number? Nobody knows for sure. There’s never been an actual count of how many patients experience preventable harm. So we’re left with approximations, which are imperfect in part because of inaccuracies in medical records and the reluctance of some providers to report mistakes.


“We need to get a sense of the magnitude of this,” James said in an interview.

By combining the findings and extrapolating across 34 million hospitalizations in 2007, James concluded that preventable errors contribute to the deaths of 210,000 hospital patients annually.

That is the baseline. The actual number more than doubles, James reasoned, because the trigger tool doesn’t catch errors in which treatment should have been provided but wasn’t, because it’s known that medical records are missing some evidence of harm, and because diagnostic errors aren’t captured.

An estimate of 440,000 deaths from care in hospitals “is roughly one-sixth of all deaths that occur in the United States each year,” James wrote in his study. He also cited other research that’s shown hospital reporting systems and peer-review capture only a fraction of patient harm or negligent care.





These figures are for America, where these figures are honestly maintained and recorded.

What about rest of the world, especially the third world countries, where every effort is made, “through proper channel” to sweep these figures under the carpet. 

I hate to know these figures, least of all, to discuss them. But what baffles me is not these figures but our reaction to them. We simply blame the  ‘human-error’ for these deaths (millions ). We go out of our way to defend the medical science for all this. The Royal Princess can not go wrong…can do no… wrong, right ?

And the Princess has reached this stage after thousands of years, research and recognition. What would have happened without that research and recognition ? Well …very very…. scary scenario !!


Well if yes, then definitely a KILLING one and a RISKY one !!

And how many ( if I may ask ) ….how many this Royal Slut, this Astrology… has killed ? 

I guess none.

But yes, prediction or predictions do go wrong. Many prove right also.

The moment a prediction goes wrong, ‘human error’ ( very strangely ) does not come into play. Immediately, Astrology is dismissed as superstitious and only superstitious… nothing else.  There is a saying in Hindi ” a richman’s wife is every one’s sister and a poor man’s wife is every one’s game ( flirt-target ).

Hence, the princess remains a princess and Royal Slut remains a slut !!

If we compare, it comes to this :

Medical Sc. – Millions of deaths every year through ‘human errors’,

( With recognition and institutionalized, continued research )


Astrology – No deaths, many wrong and many correct predictions.

( With no recognition no collective, institutionalized research ).

I think a long over due fair chance, can be and should be…given, to Astrology the Royal Slut, to prove herself. A chance of a provisional-recognition, a chance of an institutionalized research  !!

After that we should decide to accept or reject it.

What do you say ?

Waiting for your feedback, perspectives, opinions, views……


Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!


( All images – thanks to Google).



Posted by on October 1, 2016 in Humor


Bald and the… Beautiful !!






In India, wives wear ‘Mangal Sutra’ ( a kind of a necklace ) around their necks and husbands wear baldness, to indicate to the general public that the ‘wearer’ is out of ‘circulation’ !!

Or so… it… appears.

Or that is… the story… to cover the “Conspiracy”. We husbands are not fools !!


For me, at least, it is a great mystery ranking second only to ‘the Bermuda Triangle’ !!

In Bermuda Triangle we don’t know how and where all those ships, planes, crew members ( on professional duty ) have disappeared and continue to do so. And here also, we don’t know how and where all those beautiful / handsome, crew members ( definitely on professional duty ) of the husbands’ Top floor, have disappeared and continue to do so !!

Isn’t it cruel and unfair. Isn’t it a cosmic conspiracy to make beautiful more beautiful and the beast more beastly and ugly ?

Is it another case of ‘a foreign hand’ ? We already know one of our neighboring countries, is a very naughty and notorious villain.

Why all these proactive TV channels are silent on this national disaster. Ok… at least, 50 % national disaster. We husbands are not fussy when it comes to stats and figures especially our wives’ figures – we are always ready with a lie or two !!

Foreign hand or not, I am 100 % sure that it is also a case of ‘inside job’. Some domestic violence is suspected / involved.



I appeal and request Mr. Modi to order a CBI enquiry. More so, when this A.K. ( Arvind Kayee-swaal ) is the only husband who is getting a regular uninterrupted direct supply directly on to his top floor when every patriotic husband is busy getting bald. A clear case of illegal foreign aid. Violation of FERA regulations !!

The ‘sinister coughing’ :

This AK is coughing his way to hair-hood. His coughing is a code word / signal, across the border, to send in more supply. More he coughs, more hairy he becomes. More hairy he becomes more he coughs. In case you have not already guessed, let me give you a foolproof hint. Why a neighboring ( the villain I mentioned ) country’s PM is getting bald so fast ? All his ( this PM’s ) hair is finding a direct cross border supply line ( or shall we say hairline) to this AK.  If we want peace, this topless and senseless cross border supply line ( or hairline ) has to be cut !!


What do you say ?



Waiting for your response, feedback, perspectives, views….!!





Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!


( All images thanks to Google ).


Posted by on September 17, 2016 in Humor