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‘Hot-Conversions’ of Convenience !!

01 Feb

 

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Forgive me for sharing a most ‘shared’ joke :

A man happened to drop or lose a coin in a dirty drain. He was scared of putting his hand in the dirty drain. So, he just stood there and started chanting :

“O Jesus, help me, help me, find my coin” !!

After some time, one of his friends, came and asked him :

“have you gone mad ? You are a hindu, why are you praying and requesting the wrong deity and God ?

And the first man replied :

” It is a dirty drain and it is a trivial matter of five rupee coin only. Why put my Ishwar in such dirty business ?”

 

 

In India, we often talk of unity in diversity and our deities and Gods are also used to such TD’s ( temporary duties ), over-time /  multi tasking, emergency duties and inter-religion / inter-departmental and inter cultural postings & assignments.

Just to give you another example, many married Indian-male ( Hindu) film stars and celebs are like a pressure cooker with a weak and loose safety valve. Obviously, it is a part of their professional duties to fall in ‘true’ love with any female colleague at any time, irrespective of their ( male stars’ ) age. Nature’s call you know.

Strangely, such moments of heat also bring in them a change of Faith. Converting to Islam, deserting / demoting their faithful obstructing wife and having a go at another unsuspecting woman and making her their additional wife, is a matter of routine for them and… very effective too !!

What baffles me sometimes is, why Hindu and Muslim leaders / scholars, don’t object ?

But then we live in very uncertain times.

Today a fellow ‘lover-boy’ needs a safe passage / fire cover, tomorrow ‘they’ might also need one  !!

 

 

Love conquers All and comes to All  !!

 

And…. lets not forget that religion is there…. to help the….. ‘mankind’…more manly the Men are….. more kind ( and helpful ) the religion gets…..  !!

 

Moreover, unity is strength. Man is a social animal and animals hunt better in a herd – when they stay together. And as long as ‘men’ stick together, both women and God,  can be hunted and exploited  !!

 

 

What do you say ?

 

 

Waiting for your views, feed backs, perspectives …..!!

 

And eagerly waiting for the Day when… some wives shall have…. two….. parallel / fully functional husbands in full working condition.

May God bring that Day ( A Real Judgement Day for some and Doomsday for some ) soon !!

 

 

Yours truly,

‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!

SN.

 

( All images – thanks to Google ).

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23 Comments

Posted by on February 1, 2017 in Humor

 

23 responses to “‘Hot-Conversions’ of Convenience !!

  1. IreneDesign2011

    February 1, 2017 at 6:48 am

    I think, it will help, when women get equal rights and not get discriminated any longer. Then they will become strong enough to fight the men, as are treating them so badly.

     
    • surindernath

      February 1, 2017 at 7:01 am

      Amen !!

       
    • Annie Simms

      April 5, 2017 at 8:03 pm

      Good response, I couldn’t come up with one,flabbergasted

       
  2. Poet Rummager

    February 1, 2017 at 11:17 am

    Ha! I enjoyed your Ishwar joke.

     
  3. K E Garland

    February 1, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    lol – then that will be the day of gender equality lol

     
  4. Rashminotes

    February 2, 2017 at 6:10 am

    Very well written Sir!

     
  5. Sherry

    February 3, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    Kudos to you for writing such a debatable and thought provoking topic with subtlety. Because if I were you, I’d jot down aggressively. Ah! Only if the world held the same view as you. I hope that day comes soon. Hope sustains life ☺

     
  6. BroadBlogs

    February 4, 2017 at 12:48 am

    “The more manly the Men are….. more kind ( and helpful ) the religion gets….. !!”

    A joke, right?

     
  7. Eric Alagan

    February 4, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    “O Jesus, help me, help me, find my coin”

    And Jesus said, “There my son, it’s in the drain. Now, do your part.”

     
  8. Ajibola Sunday

    February 4, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    What a great post and I love it. Technology, religion or magic can not save human race, we will be saved when we start loving each other unconditionally and treat one another with due fairness and irrespective of any ground; and treat other creatures good.

     
    • surindernath

      February 5, 2017 at 1:23 am

      Very well said. Thanks !!

       
      • Ajibola Sunday

        February 5, 2017 at 10:53 am

        You’re most welcome and it’s a great pleasure sharing my opinion 🙂

         
  9. shivasiddula

    February 6, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    Men help men. After all they all know how they succumb to similar circumstances and need support. They support or remain silent.

     
  10. usathroughoureyes

    February 19, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    Great post.

     
  11. elizabeth ann johnson-murphree

    February 24, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    Very interesting…as always. eajm

     

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