In India, wives wear ‘Mangal Sutra’ ( a kind of a necklace ) around their necks and husbands wear baldness, to indicate to the general public that the ‘wearer’ is out of ‘circulation’ !!
Or so… it… appears.
Or that is… the story… to cover the “Conspiracy”. We husbands are not fools !!
WHY, WHY… WIVES DON’T GET BALD, WHY POOR HUSBANDS…..ALWAYS ?
For me, at least, it is a great mystery ranking second only to ‘the Bermuda Triangle’ !!
In Bermuda Triangle we don’t know how and where all those ships, planes, crew members ( on professional duty ) have disappeared and continue to do so. And here also, we don’t know how and where all those beautiful / handsome, crew members ( definitely on professional duty ) of the husbands’ Top floor, have disappeared and continue to do so !!
Isn’t it cruel and unfair. Isn’t it a cosmic conspiracy to make beautiful more beautiful and the beast more beastly and ugly ?
Is it another case of ‘a foreign hand’ ? We already know one of our neighboring countries, is a very naughty and notorious villain.
Why all these proactive TV channels are silent on this national disaster. Ok… at least, 50 % national disaster. We husbands are not fussy when it comes to stats and figures especially our wives’ figures – we are always ready with a lie or two !!
Foreign hand or not, I am 100 % sure that it is also a case of ‘inside job’. Some domestic violence is suspected / involved.
I appeal and request Mr. Modi to order a CBI enquiry. More so, when this A.K. ( Arvind Kayee-swaal ) is the only husband who is getting a regular uninterrupted direct supply directly on to his top floor when every patriotic husband is busy getting bald. A clear case of illegal foreign aid. Violation of FERA regulations !!
The ‘sinister coughing’ :
This AK is coughing his way to hair-hood. His coughing is a code word / signal, across the border, to send in more supply. More he coughs, more hairy he becomes. More hairy he becomes more he coughs. In case you have not already guessed, let me give you a foolproof hint. Why a neighboring ( the villain I mentioned ) country’s PM is getting bald so fast ? All his ( this PM’s ) hair is finding a direct cross border supply line ( or shall we say hairline) to this AK. If we want peace, this topless and senseless cross border supply line ( or hairline ) has to be cut !!
What do you say ?
Waiting for your response, feedback, perspectives, views….!!
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!
( All images thanks to Google ).