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Bald and the… Beautiful !!

17 Sep

 

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In India, wives wear ‘Mangal Sutra’ ( a kind of a necklace ) around their necks and husbands wear baldness, to indicate to the general public that the ‘wearer’ is out of ‘circulation’ !!

Or so… it… appears.

Or that is… the story… to cover the “Conspiracy”. We husbands are not fools !!

WHY, WHY… WIVES DON’T GET BALD, WHY POOR HUSBANDS…..ALWAYS  ? 

For me, at least, it is a great mystery ranking second only to ‘the Bermuda Triangle’ !!

In Bermuda Triangle we don’t know how and where all those ships, planes, crew members ( on professional duty ) have disappeared and continue to do so. And here also, we don’t know how and where all those beautiful / handsome, crew members ( definitely on professional duty ) of the husbands’ Top floor, have disappeared and continue to do so !!

Isn’t it cruel and unfair. Isn’t it a cosmic conspiracy to make beautiful more beautiful and the beast more beastly and ugly ?

Is it another case of ‘a foreign hand’ ? We already know one of our neighboring countries, is a very naughty and notorious villain.

Why all these proactive TV channels are silent on this national disaster. Ok… at least, 50 % national disaster. We husbands are not fussy when it comes to stats and figures especially our wives’ figures – we are always ready with a lie or two !!

Foreign hand or not, I am 100 % sure that it is also a case of ‘inside job’. Some domestic violence is suspected / involved.

 

 

I appeal and request Mr. Modi to order a CBI enquiry. More so, when this A.K. ( Arvind Kayee-swaal ) is the only husband who is getting a regular uninterrupted direct supply directly on to his top floor when every patriotic husband is busy getting bald. A clear case of illegal foreign aid. Violation of FERA regulations !!

The ‘sinister coughing’ :

This AK is coughing his way to hair-hood. His coughing is a code word / signal, across the border, to send in more supply. More he coughs, more hairy he becomes. More hairy he becomes more he coughs. In case you have not already guessed, let me give you a foolproof hint. Why a neighboring ( the villain I mentioned ) country’s PM is getting bald so fast ? All his ( this PM’s ) hair is finding a direct cross border supply line ( or shall we say hairline) to this AK.  If we want peace, this topless and senseless cross border supply line ( or hairline ) has to be cut !!

 

What do you say ?

 

 

Waiting for your response, feedback, perspectives, views….!!

 

 

 

 

Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!

SN

( All images thanks to Google ).

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46 Comments

Posted by on September 17, 2016 in Humor

 

46 responses to “Bald and the… Beautiful !!

  1. ickarus1976

    September 17, 2016 at 4:30 am

    Hahaha

     
    • surindernath

      September 17, 2016 at 4:34 am

      Thanks for supporting the cause 😀 !!

       
  2. Arohii

    September 17, 2016 at 5:00 am

    Hahaha, firstly the title made me lol and secondly the article. Lie or two, so true. Very Humorous !

     
  3. Rekha

    September 17, 2016 at 5:42 am

    😅

     
  4. Bikramjit

    September 17, 2016 at 7:42 am

    Oh no.. I guess I know what the future holds for me then…
    😁😁😁😁😀

     
    • surindernath

      September 17, 2016 at 7:46 am

      Be brave sir 😀 !!

       
      • Bikramjit

        September 17, 2016 at 7:50 am

        Ha ha ha ha…

         
  5. Infinite Living

    September 17, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Hahaha!

     
  6. Rupali

    September 18, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    🙂

     
  7. K E Garland

    September 18, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    lol

     
  8. thegreentreefashioncafe

    September 20, 2016 at 7:36 am

    This was really funny . Thanks , it made me laugh loud.

     
  9. Sonali@foodtravelandmakeup

    September 21, 2016 at 7:09 am

    good read

     
  10. Adam Hanif

    September 23, 2016 at 9:45 am

    Nice post ha ha

     
  11. BroadBlogs

    September 24, 2016 at 1:12 am

    husbands wear baldness, to indicate to the general public that the ‘wearer’ is out of ‘circulation’

    Ha, ha!

     
  12. sparklingpoems

    September 24, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    FUNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  13. A Walk into the Woods

    September 25, 2016 at 3:58 am

    That is so funny!

     
  14. Angela

    September 26, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Hahaha 😂

     
  15. El Coleccionista Hipnótico

    September 30, 2016 at 1:50 am

    Hilarious, Hahaha, very funny.

     
  16. learnwithpoems

    September 30, 2016 at 7:23 am

    Very humorously put 🙂

     
  17. Meenakshi Sethi

    October 11, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    Lol!! What a thought! 🙂

     
  18. exoticnita54

    October 12, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    Hahahaha.. lmao 😂…

    Well here in the USA 🇺🇸..
    bald head for males is the In thing..and we women do think 💭 it’s so suited for most. And find it it very attractive and very admirable..

    We don’t think 💭 it makes you men uglier but more appealing..,

     
    • surindernath

      October 13, 2016 at 1:04 am

      Thanks. Then I must say American women are very kind and surely…. husbands can use some kindness on their baldness 😀 !!

       
  19. Sreejith Nair

    October 13, 2016 at 2:19 am

    Quite an interesting perspective, he he 🙂

    Thanks for sharing and have a nice day 🙂

     
  20. Ankur Mithal

    December 8, 2016 at 11:39 am

    Opposition ki saazish?

     

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