Monthly Archives: September 2016

Bald and the… Beautiful !!






In India, wives wear ‘Mangal Sutra’ ( a kind of a necklace ) around their necks and husbands wear baldness, to indicate to the general public that the ‘wearer’ is out of ‘circulation’ !!

Or so… it… appears.

Or that is… the story… to cover the “Conspiracy”. We husbands are not fools !!


For me, at least, it is a great mystery ranking second only to ‘the Bermuda Triangle’ !!

In Bermuda Triangle we don’t know how and where all those ships, planes, crew members ( on professional duty ) have disappeared and continue to do so. And here also, we don’t know how and where all those beautiful / handsome, crew members ( definitely on professional duty ) of the husbands’ Top floor, have disappeared and continue to do so !!

Isn’t it cruel and unfair. Isn’t it a cosmic conspiracy to make beautiful more beautiful and the beast more beastly and ugly ?

Is it another case of ‘a foreign hand’ ? We already know one of our neighboring countries, is a very naughty and notorious villain.

Why all these proactive TV channels are silent on this national disaster. Ok… at least, 50 % national disaster. We husbands are not fussy when it comes to stats and figures especially our wives’ figures – we are always ready with a lie or two !!

Foreign hand or not, I am 100 % sure that it is also a case of ‘inside job’. Some domestic violence is suspected / involved.



I appeal and request Mr. Modi to order a CBI enquiry. More so, when this A.K. ( Arvind Kayee-swaal ) is the only husband who is getting a regular uninterrupted direct supply directly on to his top floor when every patriotic husband is busy getting bald. A clear case of illegal foreign aid. Violation of FERA regulations !!

The ‘sinister coughing’ :

This AK is coughing his way to hair-hood. His coughing is a code word / signal, across the border, to send in more supply. More he coughs, more hairy he becomes. More hairy he becomes more he coughs. In case you have not already guessed, let me give you a foolproof hint. Why a neighboring ( the villain I mentioned ) country’s PM is getting bald so fast ? All his ( this PM’s ) hair is finding a direct cross border supply line ( or shall we say hairline) to this AK.  If we want peace, this topless and senseless cross border supply line ( or hairline ) has to be cut !!


What do you say ?



Waiting for your response, feedback, perspectives, views….!!





Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!


( All images thanks to Google ).


Posted by on September 17, 2016 in Humor


Father, Son and the… Lowly Guest !!


                 ‘Politically – Correct’  vs.  ‘Socially – Correct’ !!


                  ‘Freedom’  vs. ‘Foot-loose’ !!







Nothing grows in thin air. It may survive or ‘appear’ to be growing…..for some time !!

And…Our Future is the culmination of the choices we make in our Past & Present !!

If our choices are : surrogacy, go-Gay, Live-in ….etc….then….



an advertisement in…2216 AD…might just ….read like this :⇒



                 C & P Enterprises

          (  Catch up and Patch up Enterprises )

(Find your Father, Mother, Son, daughter & the Lowly ‘Live-in’ Guest, Of any generation- All under one roof )


announces the yearly Christmas Clearance Sale :



“We specialize in finding and fixing your real and 100 % original biological father / mother / son / daughter, ‘live-in’ naughty guest,  of any generation up to five ( gen. )…. etc…. and  at 50 % less rates ( our normal rate 1 million US dollars per generation. ‘Full family Tree’ – 10 millions US dollars ) till the offer lasts ( Christmas Eve, 2216 )”. 

*conditions apply !!








*( Gay marriages and the cases migrated out of Earth… to Moon and Mars …etc, not covered ).




I am all for independence, freedom and liberty. But does that mean I have freedom to drive my car anywhere, any speed, any side any lane. Why I should drive in my lane only ? Why I should stop at red light ? I want, I demand my freedom.

My ACs’, my cars’ emissions, are my liberty. Right ?

Why I should switch off my tube lights,TV, fan…etc when I am not in the room ? My freedom !!


If I have to worry about “global warming” then why I should not worry about this cultural warming and harming ?

Where is the limit to my / your / their “freedom”, to stop from getting “foot loose” ?

Do we differentiate, do we really know how to differentiate, between these two – being ‘free’ and being ‘footloose’ ?  


Given a choice, what we should ( strictly ) choose : 

Be politically correct ?


Be socially correct ?




What do you say ?



Waiting for your response, feedback, perspectives, views….!!




Yours truly,

‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!



Posted by on September 13, 2016 in Humor


Is God… A Christian ?


Is God a Christian and only…. a Christian ?

Is Ishwar a Hindu and only……… a Hindu ?

Is Allah a Muslim and only…….. a Muslim ?


If so, then they are ‘Omnipresent and Almighty’ of  very  very limited capabilities and …’divided-jurisdictions’…  !!

The Creator ( using the word “God” will be misleading ) wanted to create males and females so He very clearly separated the two with very clear markings and differentiation. As we don’t have any ‘religionS-manufacturing-stamps’,  therefore, very clearly, the Creator has got nothing to do with “religionS” with all their pluralities and hatred for others. That leaves us with two very, naughty, dubious and ambiguous “creators” –


Man and Satan.




A ‘joint venture’…. of “both” ? !!



What do you say ?




Waiting for your feedback, perceptions. views……!!





Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!



Posted by on September 8, 2016 in Humor


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Posted by on September 1, 2016 in Humor