Hail “Munna Bhai ISI” Chain of Clinics !!

29 Mar

( Pakistan has sent ‘Joint Investigation Team’ to India, to investigate “Pathankot Terror Attack”- a news item ).

Hail the new doctor in Town – a Pak Saaf Munna Bhai from our neighboring flourishing Economy. Today the Team M.B. ISI have opened ‘their’ first clinic in India as their ‘many years-old’ American clinic is already doing a lucrative business in America and has been a…..H..U…G…E……Success  !!

Soon there shall be a chain of clinics all over the world.

There are doctors and doctors but Munna Bhai ISI doctors are considered to be very effective and cost-effective ( I mean in the long run ). Some of the benefits ( just some, not all ) :

You don’t have to spend much on investigation, research  etc. because this line of medicine provides all under one roof – a disease is developed under fully safe and secured labs under the direct and personal supervision of the international experts. Then it is carefully gift-packed and exported to the ‘needy’ country. Then  a different team from the same clinic is sent for treatment ( a detailed all pervasive treatment ) on demand- as and when required.

While exporting the ‘disease-product’ special care is taken and there is no discrimination, as far as the quality is concerned. India gets the same quality which America does ( and we all know America is paying billions of dollars to Munna Bhai ISI and we are paying nothing !! ) . Really commendable.

A special discount is given ( in doctor’s bill ) to the countries which call Munna Bhai ISI Team for treatment also. “They” know the disease so well, so they save huge ‘operational and investigation’-costs  ( all know diagnostic tests are so expensive ) and are very kind and honest to share their savings with their clients cum patients. A very appreciable trade practice I must say.


In fact I am so overwhelmed with this kind offer of ‘Buy one, get one free’ that I want to sing a very old Hindi song :  

 गरीब जान के हमको न यूं भुला देना

तुम्हीं ने दर्द दिया, तुम ही दवा देना !!

( English translation- both my English and Hindi are weak so don’t mind if my translation is not perfect or is a little off the mark. But I am so moved now that even God can not stop me from singing )

“O Dear Munna Bhai ISI,

America is a rich country

We are a…. poor country,

Still we beg you – be kind,

We know you give disease & medicine ‘both’ to  America,

We also request you, give us “both” like U do to America” !!


Yours truly,

‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!



Posted by on March 29, 2016 in Humor


8 responses to “Hail “Munna Bhai ISI” Chain of Clinics !!

  1. K E Garland

    March 31, 2016 at 8:29 pm


  2. Eric Alagan

    April 3, 2016 at 1:17 am

    But sometimes I wonder whether this is true. Then again, knowing the ethics (or rather, lack of ethics) of the modern businessmen, it is probably closer to the truth.
    As the years roll by and humans become immune to old diseases or can readily depend on “off-the-shelf” medicine, how indeed are the pharmaceutical companies to survive?!

    • surindernath

      April 3, 2016 at 2:05 am

      Very well said ( as always ) Eric. Thanks.

  3. Ankur Mithal

    April 25, 2016 at 4:26 am

    Your Hindi lyrics are spot-on. Sunjay Dutt will perhaps sing these lines when he prepares for the next instalment of Munnabhai 🙂

  4. Isolated_girl

    May 12, 2016 at 11:20 am


    Loved reading it.

    And so very true


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