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SLEEPWALKERS #14

26 Sep

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         Moods and Modes

                    Of

Dr. SMS (Sleep-Mode Singh) 

 

 

 

 

Sleep Mode:

There are so many thorns in my honest flesh. To name a few – Oddvani, Nitdin Galti-kare, Sushma Bapraj, Arun Jo-thi-lee ( Balanced Diet ). One such distinguished thorn, in this long list, is this Arvind Kayee-Sawaal. The man is simply beyond any compassion – no pity and respect for the elderly and his elders. You answer his one question – you know his questions are always difficult and naughty – and the next thing you know, he has another naughty question ready, like my Hitler wife. The man is definitely a public nuisance and too dangerous and notorious for people like me who at 80 are already in search of an old house. In fact, I had almost fixed my eyes on one such royal old house but the clever old fox Dada beat me in the race. And on top of that this Arvind K is troubling me. Earlier he was accompanied by another naughty female – Ms. Kiran Baitthi – and the duo were raising hell, accompanied by their Big Brother. But thank God, good sense prevailed and they left Kayee- Sawaal alone.

 

 

This misfit was well settled. Had a nice little place and job. He was in a position to eat as much balanced diet as he wanted. But no, he himself and on his own, developed trouble with his digestion and he came up with this slogan : RTI ( Rehti Thorri Indigestion). Now what can anyone do. If you ask me he was plain unlucky. I mean some can digest, some cannot. He in fact, went on ‘study-leave’ (on department’s expenses and cost) to solve this problem and to do MBA (Management of Additional Balanced-Diet) but could not be cured of this disease or malady. And instead of having some introspection and soul searching he is simply indulging in Dictionary-searching, just to come up with some new fancy questions to stop others from eating balanced diet. Just to give you one example– one of his disciples, has lodged a complaint against the outgoing and out-bound ex President of the SW Club, Ms. Pratibha S.P. (Samaan-Pack-chal), that while leaving she took away all the gifts given to her as President, including the gift given by Uncle Sam ( OMama). I mean this is the limit. I must read a fairly long poem  on this Kayee-Sawaal one day. Sure.  

 

 

  

 

Active Mode :

SMS :

Madam ji ……this Kayee-Sawaal is getting naughtier everyday and a pain in ….you know where. Now, he is asking for a white Paper on all expenses, donations and balanced Diet.

 

H.H. (High Heel) Command :

I will never understand the ‘mysterious Indian male’. Why they keep asking for such useless things. Either they are getting involved in sex scandals or producing unwanted children. And if at all any male is free from these two, he simply asks questions, gives advice or asks for white papers. Come to think of it, our Rah-bhool too asked for so many white papers when he was a student. But the good boy that he is, he never wrote anything on those papers. And why this Kayee-Sawaal of yours is asking for white papers from us? Doesn’t he have his own mother?

 

SMS :

Madam ji…. he is very naughty – he wants, we should write all the uncomfortable and secret details and give the white paper to him on all the scandals.

 

H.H.C :

Very foolish. Who is the fool who made you the PM? Oh me. Yes….Yes. You see if we write anything on a white paper, the paper doesn’t remain white anymore you……I mean PM ji. Tell your Kayee-Sawaal to clarify and make up his naughty mind about the colour of the damn paper.

 

SMS  :

Ok Madam ji. Ah……. ahm….mmm…err…… Madam ji ……did you by any chance I mean……did you like my comment…..I mean poetry  “Rupya perron par toe lagta nahin”?

 

H.H.C. :

You and your poetry PM ji. Between you and me the poetry should be, to put the record straight :

 

               

                                               रुपये पेड़ों पर तो….लगते नहीं,

                                              तुम PM हो किसी को लगता नहीं                                        

        

 

English 😀

 

                                                 Rupees don’t grow on a tree,

                                                 You PM?…oh you…naughty!!

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36 Comments

Posted by on September 26, 2012 in Humor

 

36 responses to “SLEEPWALKERS #14

  1. Raunak

    September 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    last two years have been so dramatic…I do give Arvind, or AK-47 a lot of credit for raising awareness in the country. People do like him, but he needs to be careful of coming across as a power hungry man. The other great you mentioned in the first line of this post have all lost their senses. Sab ko PM banne ka laddoo dikh gaya hai…sab bandaron ki tarah ucchal rahe hain…inme se koi bhi PM nahi banega.

     
  2. Bikramjit Singh Mann

    September 26, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    I know no one in the list I guess I shud read more oftwn

     
    • surindernath

      September 27, 2012 at 12:37 am

      Its Ok. We understand because “it happens only in India” 😀

       
  3. MEGHA SINGH CHAUHAN

    September 27, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    appreciate your taunts and humour hidden within them….hats off 4 such great writing

     
  4. Noopur

    September 29, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    It was great to step in here…thanks for the valuable comment of my blog…
    Visit again 🙂

     
  5. Ankur Mithal

    October 4, 2012 at 5:32 am

    What a twisted and fantastic sense of humour. I will think twenty times before telling you my name for fear of it being twisted into something….still recognisable, and worse….funny.

     
  6. manju

    October 11, 2012 at 5:40 am

    Ha ha Nice piece of satire! Must read previous posts. 🙂

     
    • surindernath

      October 11, 2012 at 7:02 am

      Thanks. Welcome to Sleepwalkers Club ! 😀

       
  7. Trishanka

    October 12, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Your quirky sense of humor never fails to amuse me.

     
    • surindernath

      October 12, 2012 at 10:16 am

      Thanks. I am glad you you like it ! 😀

       
  8. Prathap

    October 12, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    Thats really funny.. Nice sense of humour sir.

     
  9. njs

    October 15, 2012 at 8:24 am

    I love every post of yours… funny yet so profound. Blown. Keep writing.

     
  10. Diana

    October 26, 2012 at 6:33 pm

     
  11. Mridula

    October 27, 2012 at 7:12 am

    Hilarious! Nice read

     
    • surindernath

      October 27, 2012 at 7:30 am

      Thanks and welcome to Sleepwalkers Club ! 😀

       
  12. MEGHA SINGH CHAUHAN

    October 31, 2012 at 6:12 am

    Hey I have nominated you for the ONE LOVELY BLOG AWARD….I LOVE YOUR SARCASM AND STYLE OF CRITICIZING….

     
    • surindernath

      October 31, 2012 at 6:21 am

      Thanks for the honour and Goodluck ! 😀

       
      • MEGHA SINGH CHAUHAN

        October 31, 2012 at 7:23 am

        My pleasure and thank you for the wishes…

         
  13. Arindam Saha

    November 5, 2012 at 6:34 am

    It is amazing to come across great writers like you.
    Amazing Satire!

     
  14. RAMU DAS

    November 6, 2012 at 11:33 am

    I think we need some more people like Arvind Kayee-sawaal. More such troublemaker should wake up from their deep slumber, and do what needs to be done.

     
    • surindernath

      November 6, 2012 at 11:41 am

      Yes. I agree. Happy Kayee- Sawaal(ing) ! 😀

      How about Nar-Inder Moody? 😀

       
      • RAMU DAS

        November 6, 2012 at 11:52 am

        Nar-Inder Moody seems to be doing just fine. He is in line with Arvind Kayee-sawaal. And I respect him for that, but if he turns communal, my respect for him will be gone… gone forever.

         
  15. Arindam Saha

    November 7, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Hi…
    I have nominated you for “One Lovely Blog Award”.
    Check it out
    http://whenintrovertspeaks.wordpress.com/2012/11/07/hence-nominated/

     
    • surindernath

      November 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm

      Thanks for the honour and Good luck !

       
      • Arindam Saha

        November 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm

        you are welcome!
        Looking forth to your next post

         
  16. Rashmi

    November 28, 2012 at 5:55 am

    gr8 write up!

     

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