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SLEEPWALKERS #13

19 Sep

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       F D I (F.D. Aayee) 

(Fixed Deposit has come back)

Dear Intelligentsia, there are times when I feel very sad at being an Indian. No…no…please don’t think that yours truly doesn’t love his India, or shall we say “my India”. But there are times, and I must say there are many such times these days, when my love for my country and my patience, both are thoroughly tested. Take for instance, all this hue and cry about FDI. I don’t know why everyone is objecting. Something is coming in and not going out – for a change! And that too, money, the Goddess Lakshmi herself, is coming. And on top of that, it is our money, which is coming back. 

 

 

You all are great men and women of business and trade and you very well know how much “hangama” was created on the issue of so called “black money” by everyone including our Ms. Chipak of that famous(or infamous) channel ‘Bhor & Bore-well Live’ and other Paparazzi in general especially, that half-clad, lady-winking, mischievous Baba Kamdev. They all rarely agree on one issue (I understand, educated people do feel insulted, if they are ‘caught red-handed’ agreeing with anyone) but on this particular point, they were almost unanimous – bring back “black money”, as if their very life depended upon it. And come to think of it, how money can be “black”? – Goddess Lakshmi!!

 

 

 

Anyhow, coming back to the main topic of FDI – in nutshell, it is coming back or to be more precise, coming back home. Only difference being it would be on someone else’s name, some fancy name – Robert ( hey, not that….Robert Wah-Draw, the famous son in law ) or some Italian name ‘Quote-kar-ke-roti’ or should it be rotchi? Well I don’t know. You know, yours truly, is not an authority on Italian names. Besides, it is off the topic. I mean what is there in a name – one is as good or as corrupt as the other. So, the money, on its journey back, would be on someone else’s name. Not a big deal. All females in our country change their names after marriage. And so what if this female – I mean “black money”- also changes her name.

 

 

 

 

No wonder our dear H.H. Command and Dr. SMS are very angry and dejected. In fact, Dr. SMS, in his own unique, poetic style ( Active – mode, ‘teekha lal’ – mood ) , was heard saying :

 

 

 वो मेरे किसी तरेह ना हुअए जा के देखा ना जाके देख……लिया
अब और क्या देखने को बाकी है हमने FDI भी ला के देख लिया

                           

 

                                                                         “HAIN…..Ji ?”  😀

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20 Comments

Posted by on September 19, 2012 in Humor

 

20 responses to “SLEEPWALKERS #13

  1. RAMU DAS

    September 19, 2012 at 8:02 am

    Hain Ji.

    Dr SMS is mad at the NDA(No Development Alliance) party. Now, there is no Pranab Da, there is no Dadagiri, Pongress party is on its own. Dr SMS don’t want to leave his hot-seat, even after all the tu-tu-main-main, such a stubborn he is!

    Mr Nibble is trying to take over the place of Dada and is doing some dadagiri by openly concealing what cannot be otherwise concealed. Mr Nibble is determined to earn the tag of ‘troubleshooter’ and impress the Italian High Command, after all she is the disguised head of all.

    FDI in retail sector, be it a boon or a curse, is something that can help the rich and the middle class, but not the poor.

     
  2. surindernath

    September 19, 2012 at 8:14 am

    Good one !! 😀

    How about some Deedigiri – sarkar giri? 😀

     
  3. MEGHA SINGH CHAUHAN

    September 19, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    right it’s all so true…india is on which path ,does anyone have any idea????tired of all this,….daily a new scam n scandal comes up….WE THE PEOPLE OF INDIA-TIRED…AND OUR GOVT. TIRED OF BEING SORRY…

     
    • surindernath

      September 19, 2012 at 2:13 pm

      Very well said. Ultimately the youth has to join politics and undo the harm done !! 😀

       
  4. MEGHA SINGH CHAUHAN

    September 19, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    youth must join politics…but today we see that some of the youngsters are so obedient that they r also following their elder’s path-a piteous situation….we must be optimistic …..must hope for the gud…..that’s what we can do now…..

     
    • surindernath

      September 19, 2012 at 4:22 pm

      Yes. I entirely agree with you !!

       
  5. hemadamani

    September 20, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Glad you can put it all in a lighter vein. The condition that our country is in really makes me angry and we can’t put the blame on any one party. others are no good either. everyone wants power to loot the country or for their personal gains. I can’t see in all this hungama of protests that anyone has the betterment of the country or its people on their mind. all they can think of is their vote banks and seats.

     
    • surindernath

      September 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

      How right you are. As a voter I choose between one thief and another thief. That makes me an expert of sorts. And what an expert and what an expertise! That is my source of humour. 😀

      Indian Democracy = De-Mock-Race(y) 😀

       
  6. Tapish Gupta

    September 22, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Haha… That was good 😀

     
  7. shovonc

    September 26, 2012 at 6:16 am

    MMS just turned 80. As his admirer, you should commemorate this.

     
    • surindernath

      September 26, 2012 at 6:27 am

      Hukam ki Tammeel Hogi ( your ‘wish’ is ‘order’ for Mr. Moonlight)

       
  8. royalbummagnet

    September 27, 2012 at 6:24 am

    This was a fun read and a pinch on the butt! 🙂

     
    • surindernath

      September 27, 2012 at 6:33 am

      Thanks. Wishing you more fun, fun reads and pinches !! 😀

       
  9. njs

    October 15, 2012 at 8:25 am

    again a fantastic read.

     

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