Bald and the… Beautiful !!

 

 

 

In India, wives wear ‘Mangal Sutra’ ( a kind of a necklace ) around their necks and husbands wear baldness, to indicate to the general public that the ‘wearer’ is out of ‘circulation’ !!

Or so… it… appears.

Or that is… the story… to cover the “Conspiracy”. We husbands are not fools !!

WHY, WHY… WIVES DON’T GET BALD, WHY POOR HUSBANDS…..ALWAYS  ? 

For me, at least, it is a great mystery ranking second only to ‘the Bermuda Triangle’ !!

In Bermuda Triangle we don’t know how and where all those ships, planes, crew members ( on professional duty ) have disappeared and continue to do so. And here also, we don’t know how and where all those beautiful / handsome, crew members ( definitely on professional duty ) of the husbands’ Top floor, have disappeared and continue to do so !!

Isn’t it cruel and unfair. Isn’t it a cosmic conspiracy to make beautiful more beautiful and the beast more beastly and ugly ?

Is it another case of ‘a foreign hand’ ? We already know one of our neighboring countries, is a very naughty and notorious villain.

Why all these proactive TV channels are silent on this national disaster. Ok… at least, 50 % national disaster. We husbands are not fussy when it comes to stats and figures especially our wives’ figures – we are always ready with a lie or two !!

Foreign hand or not, I am 100 % sure that it is also a case of ‘inside job’. Some domestic violence is suspected / involved.

 

 

I appeal and request Mr. Modi to order a CBI enquiry. More so, when this A.K. ( Arvind Kayee-swaal ) is the only husband who is getting a regular uninterrupted direct supply directly on to his top floor when every patriotic husband is busy getting bald. A clear case of illegal foreign aid. Violation of FERA regulations !!

The ‘sinister coughing’ :

This AK is coughing his way to hair-hood. His coughing is a code word / signal, across the border, to send in more supply. More he coughs, more hairy he becomes. More hairy he becomes more he coughs. In case you have not already guessed, let me give you a foolproof hint. Why a neighboring ( the villain I mentioned ) country’s PM is getting bald so fast ? All his ( this PM’s ) hair is finding a direct cross border supply line ( or shall we say hairline) to this AK.  If we want peace, this topless and senseless cross border supply line ( or hairline ) has to be cut !!

 

What do you say ?

 

 

Waiting for your response, feedback, perspectives, views….!!

 

 

 

 

Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!

SN

( All images thanks to Google ).

 

Father, Son and the… Lowly Guest !!

                

 

                 ‘Politically – Correct’  vs.  ‘Socially – Correct’ !!

 

                  ‘Freedom’  vs. ‘Foot-loose’ !!

 

 

 

 

Nothing grows in thin air. It may survive or ‘appear’ to be growing…..for some time !!

And…Our Future is the culmination of the choices we make in our Past & Present !!

If our choices are : surrogacy, go-Gay, Live-in ….etc….then….

 

 

an advertisement in…2216 AD…might just ….read like this :⇒

 

 

                 C & P Enterprises

          (  Catch up and Patch up Enterprises )

(Find your Father, Mother, Son, daughter & the Lowly ‘Live-in’ Guest, Of any generation- All under one roof )

 

announces the yearly Christmas Clearance Sale :

 

 

“We specialize in finding and fixing your real and 100 % original biological father / mother / son / daughter, ‘live-in’ guest,  of any generation up to five…. etc…. and  at 50 % less rates ( our normal rate 1 million US dollars per generation. ‘Full family Tree’ – 10 millions US dollars ) till the offer lasts ( Christmas Eve, 2216 )”. 

*conditions apply !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

*( Gay marriages and the cases migrated out of Earth… to Moon and Mars …etc, not covered ).

 

 

 

I am all for independence, freedom and liberty. But does that mean I have freedom to drive my car anywhere, any speed, any side any lane. Why I should drive in my lane only ? Why I should stop at red light ? I want, I demand my freedom.

My ACs’, my cars’ emissions, are my liberty. Right ?

Why I should switch off my tube lights,TV, fan…etc when I am not in the room ? My freedom !!

 

If I have to worry about “global warming” then why I should not worry about this cultural warming and harming ?

Where is the limit to my / your / their “freedom”, to stop from getting “foot loose” ?

Do we differentiate, do we really know how to differentiate, between these two – being ‘free’ and being ‘footloose’ ?  

 

Given a choice, what we should ( strictly ) choose : 

Be politically correct ?

Or

Be socially correct ?

 

 

 

What do you say ?

 

 

Waiting for your response, feedback, perspectives, views….!!

 

 

 

Yours truly,

‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!

SN

 

Is God… A Christian ?

 

 

 

 

 

Is God a Christian and only…. a Christian ?

Is Ishwar a Hindu and only……… a Hindu ?

Is Allah a Muslim and only…….. a Muslim ?

 

If so, then they are ‘Omnipresent and Almighty’ of  very  very limited capabilities and …’divided-jurisdictions’…  !!

The Creator ( using the word “God” will be misleading ) wanted to create males and females so He very clearly separated the two with very clear markings and differentiation. As we don’t have any ‘religionS-manufacturing-stamps’,  therefore, very clearly, the Creator has got nothing to do with “religionS” with all their pluralities and hatred for others. That leaves us with two very, naughty, dubious and ambiguous “creators” –

 

Man and Satan.

 

Or

 

A ‘joint venture’…. of “both” ? !!

 

 

What do you say ?

 

 

 

Waiting for your feedback, perceptions. views……!!

 

 

 

 

Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!

SN

 

War and “Piece”… !!

( Chilcot-Report has shocked the world. When an individual citizen turns greedy, s/he may commit a stray small time crime but when a ‘statesman’ turns greedy and lustful, then s/he always does a thorough professional job…..vibrant prosperous, flourishing, countries…are systematically, converted to wastelands ).

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hostile Media just biased, statesmen are in business, 

Genocide collateral damage, war a lucrative business !! 

Drop a drone here, a bomb there, finally…say cheese, 

Nothing personal, statesmen do play…War and Piece !!

 

 

Business first, Petro dollar surely is a big  stake,

They also need to have their fair share of…take !!

Wise politicians do always know, what it  takes,

But great leaders, always  make great mistakes !!

 

 

World leaders and statesmen have a busy schedule,

So in a hurry may forget some communication rule !!

They may say carbon-emissions & Global warming,

But mean just net commissions & pocket warming !!

 

 

Some one said “one may smile and smile…” that was ages ago,

Jet age has brought in jet lag but brought not only that..my bro !!

One may head commissions of human rights, carbon emissions,

and still be a commission agent, earning net cash commissions !!

 

 They are all responsible hardcore icons who by Law…abide,

Leaders lead, can not be blamed, its all…Jackyll & Mr. Hyde !!

They are hurt and weep when a child cries and dies in blasts,

But night time also comes and brings in, fresh plans & crafts !!

 

O future wastelander, hungry don’t eat petro dollar,

Left alone on Earth, where to use your petro  dollar ?

Where are the drones to shower…education-power,

Invent drones to shower greenery and Peace flower !!

 

 

 

Hostile Media just biased, statesmen are in business, 

Genocide collateral damage, war a lucrative business !!

Drop a drone here, a bomb there, finally…say cheese, 

Nothing personal, statesmen do play…War and Piece  !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!

SN

 

Prometheus…’Off-Line’… !!

(  A re post, as one of my…favourites…world’s first poem in ‘Tower-Verse’…ha…ha..!! ).

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prometheus yet again ‘off – line’, Hello…Hercules…are you there ? !! 

Greed

Colour

Apartheid

Power

 

Caste

Massacre

Hate                                                                                         

Hunger

 

Prometheus yet again ‘off – line’, Hello…Hercules…are you there ? !! 

 

Nukes

Euro

Prejudice

Dollar-petro 

 

Enmity

Limbo

Anxiety

Embargo 

 

Prometheus yet again ‘off – line’, Hello…Hercules…are you there ? !! 

 I 

Me

Mine

Ozone

Carbon

Famine

Religion

My-zone

 

Prometheus yet again ‘off – line’, Hello…Hercules…are you there ? !! 

 

Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!

SN

 

They come to collect ‘Auto-pilot’ !!

( A ‘re-post’, this time with notes and clarifications, at the bottom*, of the symbols / metaphors, used ).

 

 

 

 

To sell Leonardo*, to give you shots*,

they*come to collect*…”auto-pilots*” !! 

 

 

 

Great magicians  are they..

and their “magic”  works..

“Seek Leonardo” they say

 and Monalisa* disappears !!

 

 

             

Great tricks lined they have in their  shelves

Amazed we watch forgetting our own selves

What magic and what  wand they have worn

Now Leonardo with us… next second gone !!

 

 

   

Creator & ‘Creation’ are infinite fusion

And His Concert is still very much..on

Both are in fact, in front of us, spot-on

And they make …both in turns…gone  !!

 

             

The magicians go and..come 

One was here  a minute…ago

Chanting mantra they..come,

Chanting ‘mantra’..they…go :

 

     

“Find, fix and worship Leonardo,

  Find, fix and worship Leonardo”

 

 

 

To sell Leonardo, to give you shots,

they come..to collect…”auto-pilots” !!

   

* “Leonardo” – the Creator, the One and the only One… commercialized / branded, in Trinity of Deception – God, Ishwar, Allah.

*  “shots”- ‘brainwashing’ done to find the Creator who can not be lost  !!

* “they” – ‘the religionS-leaders’ ( I don’t mean the ‘religious leaders’ ).

* “Collect” – to separate, to divide.

* “Auto-Pilot” – our eternal and permanent, unbreakable, umbilical cord with the Creator. Creator and Creation can not be separated and therefore exist together sharing the Eternal- Bond, the ‘Ultimate Faith’ based on pure reason and which is scientific, religious and spiritual at the same time !!

* “Monalisa” – the Creation ( including us all-irrespective of our religions, which are just the wrappers ).

Yours truly,
‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!

SN

 

 

 

An ‘offer’…”you can not… refuse” !!

In case of brown sugar / heroin, it is said, that you are hooked the first time itself and damned…. permanently….!!

Same is almost true, of most of the male-female dating / courtships, in India. For an average Indian male ( of course, there are exceptions ), having an affair with a girl is one way traffic. Getting in, is… easy, getting out… is tricky ( for the female).

No…no ….I don’t mean Indian boys are villains.They are mostly well behaved and decent. The problem is the typical Indian male mind set, the male ego. The society in general is such that it grooms the boy for the best and the best doesn’t incorporate rejection. And the society grooms the girls this way ( mostly, not each and every family) that she is trained to take rejection in her stride.

Therefore, let me make it very clear that Indian males are not the villains but rather, as much victims, of the social paradigms, as the girls are !!

PEER PRESSURE :

Another very powerful factor in this matter, is the peer pressure, the so called ‘manhood and honour’. The said boy’s image, among his friends, is hugely damaged if he has to face a “break-up” !!

Yes, education is spreading and spreading very fast and changes are visible. Education has brought in dating, Valentine day celebrations, red roses and “live-ins” but our male dominated society,  needs some more time, to be ready and tolerant about the “break-ups”.

Just to give you one example, have a look at this very very popular song from a very hit Hindi film “Dil Hi To Hai” ( 1963 ) beautifully sung by Late Shri Mukesh :

तुम अगर मुझ को न चाहो तो..कोई बात नहीं
तुम किसी और को चाहोगी..तो मुश्किल होगी !!

Translated :

( If you don’t love me…I have…no problem,

But if you love someone else…big problem ) !!

In case you are thinking that it is simply a threat, have second thoughts. Some ladies also thought so and actually ( and virtually, literally)  found themselves at the receiving end of a very fearsome punishment from their lovers – an acid attack :

 

 

 

 

Of course the Indian Law takes its own course – a few years imprisonment for the “misguided youth” ( that is what our society and many political leaders think in general ). For the girl though, the trauma and the scars…..are….permanent for life ( if such an existence can be called a life ).

In nutshell, we can say that if the French men are unparalleled in the world for their “Love-making”, the Indian males are also not far behind….they ‘take’ the cake, for their “Love-taking” !!

So, the next time an Indian boy comes up with a “friendship request”, it is better to be just a friend in the beginning with a warning that…..conditions apply :

“I am engaged to someone or I am already in a relationship”.

On hearing this, the ferocious type will simply drop off…they simply hate the competition !!

Test the boy for some months at least, if not for years and in due course if you are satisfied, then share the pleasant truth with him and waive off the condition. This way, you will always be carrying ‘the three aces’ in the relationship, and shall be in the driver’s seat, at least in the first vital, decisive months… right ?

 

 

 

 

Yours truly,

‘religiously’ religion-less and ‘religion-less-ly’ religious !!

SN

( All Images thanks to Google ).