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Leonardo da Vinci – ‘find, fix and…worship’…Him !!

Leonardo da Vinci, is such an artist that you may know him or may not know him but still, everyone definitely knows what he has created – ‘Mona Lisa’, the greatest critically acclaimed ‘work of art’ on this planet. Even after hundreds of years since its creation, this painting remains the center of attraction for all the art critics the world over.

But the art critics are definitely not staying over-night on their professionaltables to know more and more about the artist / painter Leonardo da vinci. And rightly so. It is not needed at all…..as well. The work of art – Mona Lisa is already in their critical hands and that is what matters the most.

However, what beats me is, when so much critical focus is devoted to  the greatest work of art on this planet, why…..in the case of….the greatest marvel of art and science (combined), in this Whole Cosmos – the Creation itself – the position is reversed by the critics ( religion-leaders ).
In this case, the religion-leaders / Gurus ( I definitely don’t mean the ‘religious-leaders / Gurus’ ) are unanimous and the popular cry of all the critics ( religion-leaders ) is :

“don’t worry about the Painting ( the Creation ) but find, fix ( on the wall ) and worship’ the creator, the Leonardo ( God )”.

These critics are the greatest conjurers / magicians / con artists on this planet. They have cast a spell on all of us and blinded us in such a way that we are unable to see and appreciate this ‘Work of Art’ especially so, when we ourselves are an important part of this Creative-Work, Created on an endlessly Long Canvas !!

The Creation itself is a proof and we ourselves are a proof that the Creator has been there, is there and SHALL BE !!
Still, under a spell, the critics have convinced us that He needs to be ‘sought, achieved / attained and worshiped’ !!

I am ready to ‘seek /attain’ the Creator but first, please…… teach me how to lose Him. You see I can’t. I am kind of stuck with Him Eternally. And surprisingly, although, I have never worshiped / prayed to Him, He still STAYS…… “Put”….like an ever adamant / loyal Spouse !!

I guess, this “finding Leonardo” is nothing personal, purely business – “their business”.

And these Critics are…….thorough professionals !!

 
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Posted by on December 19, 2014 in Humor

 

Arithmetic ‘Mix-up’ of ‘poor, helpless’ Fanatics !!

For the last so many years, we have been trying our level best to eradicate fanaticism from religion / religions. We have not been very successful because we have ignored the vital ‘arithmetic’ which is the root-cause and a major driving force, behind fanaticism.

Religion and Faith go together. And faith is Faith, as long as it is 100 %…., 95 % faith is a maddening, destructive force because 95 % faith actually means 5 % of DOUBT and this (5%) percentage (even though appears to be small and harmless) reduces the Faith to…….zero !!

For example, if you are married or in love / ‘relationship’, as long as you have 100 % faith in your partner / spouse, you are in Heaven………at peace.

Now have 5 % of doubt !!
The ‘virus’ is ….in….!!
And you ARE in……. HELL !!
Now, even a most peace loving person is ready to die / commit murder !!

An average fanatic is not a villain, s/he is like a person in love – a patient. His / her only fault is, s/he is in LOVE and therefore, possessive about his / her religion & wife / husband. A lover / beloved, having 95% faith, feels threatened in the company of other handsome men and beautiful ladies !!
A fanatic wants to eradicate this competition. His / her ‘funda’ is simple :

“become ‘mine’ ( of ‘my’ religion) or ….get killed, so that there is no threat to what is ‘mine’ and…….I can have my ‘100 %’ in Peace” !!

The poor, sick guy, is trying to find a ‘personal solution’ to a ‘personal problem’.

Wish, s/he knew the magic of having that additional 5 % of faith which can not, and therefore, DOES NOT, come from outside !!

And these famous or infamous patients suffering from “5% syndrome” prove to be more than willing learners and user-friendly ‘suction-pumps’, for the fancy “Apps” of wicked & mischievous Devil’s instructors /programmers / brain-washers, of terror.

And the perfect recipe for a ‘Future Black-Hole’ is ready !!

 
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Posted by on December 14, 2014 in Humor

 

‘Vegan Tyrants’ vs. ‘Kind Killers’ !!

Many western developed countries, rightly accuse many eastern underdeveloped countries ( and the societies ) of illegally capturing, enslaving, torturing animals. They hold these countries guilty, of inhuman behavior and cruelty towards animals and of serious violations of animal rights.

For this, we Asians have to ‘plead guilty’.

But strangely enough, most of us still remain vegans / vegetarians and some are real time animal worshipers !!

What I find even more baffling is, that most of the western thinkers or “judges” from the ‘developed’ world after finishing their “judgement & jury” obligations, simply go home and enjoy / relish, the non-veg delicacies, prepared….. after killing the same poor helpless animals.

Is KILLING better and kinder than the “cruelty & torturing” ? !!

Does “killing”, serve the ’cause’ of the animals, in any way, better ?


Or is it simply “one of…..THOSE…. things”…..a case of unexplained human behavior?

 
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Posted by on December 12, 2014 in Humor

 

‘Dating’…… the Future !!

For most of us, Future is something which is forever elusive. If we want to meet this Mr. Elusive we have to wait till it becomes our Present.

Our Creator has blessed me so much and in such a unique way that I am able to…. ‘date, share, love, serve, groom and change’……. Future.

It daily comes and sits…..so close to me……..on my benches.

Yes…..I am a teacher…… and proud of it !!

 
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Posted by on December 11, 2014 in Humor

 

Dear Australians, Heroes & Martyrs are not “show-stoppers” !!

The cricket world is in too much of a shock to react to the Australians’ decision to cancel / postpone the first Test match between India and Australia.

Are they not trying to do a disservice to this Martyr who was unfortunate to die a most untimely and unfair death at the hands of an unfair and negative mindset / system, developed by the Australians themselves called ” sledging and intimidating” a set batsman refusing to get “out” ?

Where are the senior Australian cricketers now ( those great Lillys and Thomsons ) of 1970’s who said, “I am thrilled when I see a batsman’s blood on the pitch” ?
Aren’t they thrilled now ?

This time you have surpassed your own records and standards of negativity. This is a batsman and a very good batsman at that. And he is murdered on a pitch and your “pitch”, M/S. Lilly and Thomson.
Or…..are you shocked at this “self-goal” ?
But then, didn’t you know, “those who live by the sword shall parish by the sword”?

We are as sorry, as you are !!

Wake up and reform. Canceling a test match is not the solution. Cancel your negative mindset. There are no short cuts ( and “short-pitches” ) to get an accomplished, set batsman out. Let us go on with this gentleman’s game and pay our homage to that great departed hero. He would also have liked the game to continue and not liked to postpone or cancel !!

Because beyond any doubt, he is a martyr not a “show-stopper” !!

And……”the SHOW must go on” !!

 
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Posted by on December 9, 2014 in Humor

 

SLEEPWALKERS #15

                           

                                                       The Great Indian

                                      DEMONS DE-MOCK-RACE….(Y)…..CIRCUS

                                                  Running at full swing in -

                                                     Himachal & Gujarat.

                                                And sooner than expected

                                                                 An

                                                   All India – Premiere. 

                              

Co-Produced by:-

Ms.SHYAMA LAKSHMI (Black-Money),

DLF (Deals-Lieu-Favours),

BaiAmaani-RIL (Rolled-on Immoral Liaisons)

 

 

Directed by:-

M/s. Hidden Powers & Narad Munees.

 

 

Inspired By:-

 M/S.  Vested Interests & Corrupt Designs

 

 

Back-ground Score & Special Appearance:-

 Prompter-PM-ka- Gandhi,

 Robert Wah-Draw.

 

 

 

Trapeze Artists:-

Kohram Jethmalaani

Maal-Ayam Yadav

Akha-Naak-Leeay-Vishesh Yadav

 

 

 

Stand-up Comedy by:-

Ms. SN (Seldom Near) Gandhi……….(Hindi).

Baalu Prasaar Yadav………………………. (English).

Dr. Sleep-Mode Singh…….(Nero/Mime/ Poetry/Puppet-show/ Scare-crow)

 

 

 

Script & Cheap Stunts by:-

Diggy Dig Vishey Sing & Money-esh Tiwari.

 

 

Introducing :-

Arvind Kayee-sawaal

 

 

In the

Main Lead (Male):-

Nar-Inder Moody,

Rah-bhool Gandhi.

 

Main Lead (Female):-

 

Ms. SN (Seldom Near) Gandhi,

Behan Maal-aya Wati.

 

 

Media Partners:-

Ms. Chipak -

(Bhor& Bore-Well Live’)

 

 

Star Cast :-

 

ODDVANI

NITDIN GALTI-KARE

SUSHMA BAPRAJ

ARUN JO-THI-LEE

MAAL-AYAM YADAV

AKHA-NAAK-LEEAEY-VISHESH YADAV

SHEELA D-KSHATI-GREAT

PEE-SEE CHEW-MUM

SARDARD YADAV

SUGAR POWAR

NOTICE KUMAR

AJIB SHUKLA

KAPIL NIBBLE

And Above All :-

DON N.D.TINWARI (NONSTOP DONOR TINWARI)

 

 
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Posted by on November 10, 2012 in Humor

 

SLEEPWALKERS #14

  

   

    

      

         Moods and Modes

                    Of

Dr. SMS (Sleep-Mode Singh) 

 

 

 

 

Sleep Mode:

There are so many thorns in my honest flesh. To name a few – Oddvani, Nitdin Galti-kare, Sushma Bapraj, Arun Jo-thi-lee ( Balanced Diet ). One such distinguished thorn, in this long list, is this Arvind Kayee-Sawaal. The man is simply beyond any compassion – no pity and respect for the elderly and his elders. You answer his one question – you know his questions are always difficult and naughty – and the next thing you know, he has another naughty question ready, like my Hitler wife. The man is definitely a public nuisance and too dangerous and notorious for people like me who at 80 are already in search of an old house. In fact, I had almost fixed my eyes on one such royal old house but the clever old fox Dada beat me in the race. And on top of that this Arvind K is troubling me. Earlier he was accompanied by another naughty female – Ms. Kiran Baitthi – and the duo were raising hell, accompanied by their Big Brother. But thank God, good sense prevailed and they left Kayee- Sawaal alone.

 

 

This misfit was well settled. Had a nice little place and job. He was in a position to eat as much balanced diet as he wanted. But no, he himself and on his own, developed trouble with his digestion and he came up with this slogan : RTI ( Rehti Thorri Indigestion). Now what can anyone do. If you ask me he was plain unlucky. I mean some can digest, some cannot. He in fact, went on ‘study-leave’ (on department’s expenses and cost) to solve this problem and to do MBA (Management of Additional Balanced-Diet) but could not be cured of this disease or malady. And instead of having some introspection and soul searching he is simply indulging in Dictionary-searching, just to come up with some new fancy questions to stop others from eating balanced diet. Just to give you one example– one of his disciples, has lodged a complaint against the outgoing and out-bound ex President of the SW Club, Ms. Pratibha S.P. (Samaan-Pack-chal), that while leaving she took away all the gifts given to her as President, including the gift given by Uncle Sam ( OMama). I mean this is the limit. I must read a fairly long poem  on this Kayee-Sawaal one day. Sure.  

 

 

  

 

Active Mode :

SMS :

Madam ji ……this Kayee-Sawaal is getting naughtier everyday and a pain in ….you know where. Now, he is asking for a white Paper on all expenses, donations and balanced Diet.

 

H.H. (High Heel) Command :

I will never understand the ‘mysterious Indian male’. Why they keep asking for such useless things. Either they are getting involved in sex scandals or producing unwanted children. And if at all any male is free from these two, he simply asks questions, gives advice or asks for white papers. Come to think of it, our Rah-bhool too asked for so many white papers when he was a student. But the good boy that he is, he never wrote anything on those papers. And why this Kayee-Sawaal of yours is asking for white papers from us? Doesn’t he have his own mother?

 

SMS :

Madam ji…. he is very naughty – he wants, we should write all the uncomfortable and secret details and give the white paper to him on all the scandals.

 

H.H.C :

Very foolish. Who is the fool who made you the PM? Oh me. Yes….Yes. You see if we write anything on a white paper, the paper doesn’t remain white anymore you……I mean PM ji. Tell your Kayee-Sawaal to clarify and make up his naughty mind about the colour of the damn paper.

 

SMS  :

Ok Madam ji. Ah……. ahm….mmm…err…… Madam ji ……did you by any chance I mean……did you like my comment…..I mean poetry  “Rupya perron par toe lagta nahin”?

 

H.H.C. :

You and your poetry PM ji. Between you and me the poetry should be, to put the record straight :

 

               

                                         Rupya perron par toe….…lagta nahin,

                                         Tum PM? kissee ko bhee lagta nahin!!

        

 

English :-D

 

                                                 Rupees don’t grow on a tree,

                                                 You PM?…oh you…naughty!!

 
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Posted by on September 26, 2012 in Humor

 
 
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